Botz Voicemail: The Official Hotline to Call, Text, and Send Messages to Mechtropolis
This message has been transcribed from synthetic soundwave transmissions from Mechtropolis.
[FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE]
📡 INTERSTELLAR GAZETTE SPECIAL TRANSMISSION
THE MECHTROPOLIS LINE IS NOW OPEN — AND THE BOTZ WANT TO HEAR YOU
Citizens of Earth, Mars, Titan, Europa, Catopia, and all uncharted sectors beyond—
The moment has arrived.
The Botz Mechtropolis Line is officially open for intergalactic calls and texts, and YOU are invited to transmit your voice across the universe.
đź“ž CALL or TEXT at ANY Planetary Time:
+1 (228) 338-8228
Leave a voicemail. Send a message. Tell your story. Sing your heart out.
Ask a question. Declare your allegiance to the Universe.
Or unleash something so weird the Botz have no choice but to respond.
Because here’s the twist:
Botz may announce your voicemail to the world
—and may (or may not!) run it through the Universal Translation Processor for full interstellar decoding.
This is your chance to become part of the Interstellar Network, a cosmic chorus of fans, explorers, rebels, creators, and beings from unknown coordinates.
🎧 WANT TO HEAR A PREVIOUS TRANSMISSION?
Experience a real Botz voicemail translation from a past caller:
👉 https://www.reverbnation.com/8922344/album/334150
🛸 HOW TO GET YOUR MESSAGE FEATURED
We can’t accept every transmission—some signals get scrambled, some messages self-destruct, and some are simply too short for the archives.
You are more likely to be featured if your message is:
✨ Complete: at least 30 seconds and up to 3 minutes
✨ Entertaining: funny, emotional, creative, musical, heroic, bizarre, philosophical, mysterious, or delightfully unhinged
✨ Clear: understandable enough for our processors to decode (sometimes)
Be bold. Be memorable. Be YOU.
The Botz are listening.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER — TRANSMISSION GUIDELINES
Not all voicemails or texts will be selected for public broadcast.
Submissions may be reviewed, processed, translated, remixed, or discarded at the discretion of Botz Music Enterprises and the Interstellar Gazette.
By leaving a voicemail or text, you grant permission for Botz to use your message in future broadcasts, translations, or creative works.
Messages that are hateful, harmful, illegal, or incompatible with interstellar communication laws will be immediately vaporized.
This is not an emergency line. Do not call Botz in the event of an emergency or crisis.
🌌 CLOSING TRANSMISSION
The line is open.
The signal is strong.
And somewhere in the heart of Mechtropolis, digital beings are waiting to hear what you have to say.
Dial these Botz Mechtropolis Digits:
đź“ž +1-228-338-8228
Your voice may travel further than you think.
— Interstellar Gazette
Broadcasting Across All Known Galaxies
[End of Press Release]
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